Foreword

I know that this is a little bit overdue, but now, I decide that the time is now that something like this be created as the blog is now complete. I shall give a small introduction to what is in this blog and basically sum it all up.

Behold! What you see are thirteen chapters, each giving a small insight of the life of possibly Cempaka's craziest obssesser (okay, possibly not.) and her (futile) attempts at winning the heart of her Knight in Shining Armor. In a manner unlike of the author, he has surprisingly retained a great amount of truth (5%) in describing the events that have taken place for the past few years.

The story begins from Kah Ann's first glimpse of her goal and quickly races through, from the (literal) collision of both of their lives, to her pointless call, and the hilarious encounters that take place, and of course the inevitable (and coughanticlimacticcough) end to the madness. In addition to that, the author offers six love songs to sing along to, which are often very sweatdrop-inducing.

And finally, the ending. Where Kah Ann finally takes revenge on the horrible storyteller, by digging up the facts on the author's own love life, much to his (and Kai Sheng's) disgust.

WHAT AM I DOING THIS FOR? I SHOULD BE STUDYING!

Anyway. This is a blog which many would take interest of one is looking for a story to listen (or hone your b---s---ting skills).

And thus, I end this pointless foreword.

Tan Hsi Yi.

a rather different story....

once upon a time, there lived this beautiful girl named tai li-yian. she was everything a man needed to fulfill his life. she had the smarts, the looks, and the personality. she captivated the hearts of many.. and darren khu's was one of the many hearts that she had. Now, Darren Khu Kuang Yau. Your average guy, who likes to tease others. When he first met ly, he thought he met an angel. It was her eyes, her lips, her smile.but most importantly, it was her inside. her sweet personality. he instantly fell in love with her.

unfortunately, he was not in the same class as her. therefore, he only had lunch and breaktime to look at her properly. observe her every action. stare at her every umm.... hair. the dark locks that covered her ber-isi head.

but as with all love stories, he had competition! tai kai sheng. a fellow tai, fellow smartie, and a fellow classmate. darren does not know whether he can compete. however, his love for li-yian grows stronger whenever he sees ly with ks. so did his animosity towards ks.

and it was vice versa! it was just the api that membara within him. he wanted to eliminate competition. he was the happiest whenever ks had duty during lunch or break because ks couldnt interrupt ly and darren together. then, whenever ks saw darren.. he would exclaim - "that despicable face. may he die and rot till he becomes petroleum." *ks begins lecture on how petroleum is formed, and what would be the most painful death..*

despite the competition, darren still kept his good work up... he had now become close enough to sit with hsi yi and pik kaye and kah ann (moi!) during lunch without feeling awkward... and thus they had their *quality time* together on most days, especially when kai sheng had duty. of course, they enjoyed this time thoroughly, not noticing ks patrolling around ly ever so often anxiously staring!

however, ks did not give in so easily. he had an advantage
1. he knew ly longer
2. he was in the same class as ly(therefore had the opportunity to stare during class)
and 3. he felt that he was smarter than khu.

and of course, ks had the ultimate enjoyment, poking ly in *areas*
the answer solely depends on ly.
who will she choose to spend her holiday in kokomo with?

*aruba......* =D
*this post is specially dedicated to the "founder" of this site. hope you lk it.
*i shall now shamelessly insist all readers see corey sevier. he's hot.

(The aforementioned picture has been removed due to extreme gayness radiating forth from it. Please, Kah Ann, no. Instead, I shall give you all a better sight to look at.)

(Hope goodcharlotte.com doesn't come and jump on this blog when they see this. Of course, by then, the blame will be put on some other person....)

teehee.

Chapter 13: Kah Ann's Obsession.. not VK??

The Obsessed Kah Ann is no more, the always gawking girl is gone. The guy.. ahem.. girl we know, is now gone. Instead, a new era has arrived. One where burgers and ranting has joined forces!! it is, the one and only, Fong Kah Ann obsessed with jughead version..

Who is Jughead??
Jughead Jones is actually a fictional character from the Archies series. The term jughead is actually the official acronym for Jonzy's Universal Gopher Hierarchy Excavation And Display, a form of search engine in the Gopher Protocol (All Archie's character including Archie himself is named after some internet crap). In the series, Jughead was actually given the name Forsythe Pendleton Jones, but rather to be called his nickname AKA Jughead. He will try to avoid girls if possible unless there are some food involved. He can be often see wearing a crown like hat with 2 pins attached on it.

Why Jughead of all People??
The reason is yet to be unknown but rumors has it that Kah Ann likes him because he has resemblance to Vincent. Another rumor has it that she gave Vincent the nickname Jughead and did not told anyone about it. These are just rumors, thus the degree of accuracy is yet to be known.

So what happened to Vincent??
Quite frankly, I don't really know. Kah Ann somehow managed to divert her own attention away from the holy MSN Messenger. I on the other hand had some how got addicted to Ragnarok Online. But apparently things are going rather fine and hopefully they will get together by this year.

I heard there is another guy after Kah Ann?? Who??
It is only rumors but there is possibly 2 guys who is after Kah Ann. Min De and Kai Shern (Not Kai Sheng). A sad thing to note here: Min De still thinks I like Vivien.. help??

How did you obtain these information??
I should have stated this in the earlier blogs, but many has been asking and thus:
1. Pik Kaye
2. Hsi Yi
3. Kah Ann herself (Both her blog and MSN)
4. Made up 5% of it
5. Fake accusations from Weng Sheng.

Chapter 12: Is it hot??

It was during break.. Vincent was feeling hungry. While he was buying food.. Kah Ann came by and suddenly grabbed his banana.

Vincent: Oh?? It's you Kah Ann.. what do you want??

Kah Ann: Is it hot? (Sounding horny)

Vincent: Yeeeaaa...

Kah Ann: Can give me a bite.. :P

Vincent: Go ahead.. Lets sit down first.. More comfortable.

Kah Ann: Hurry up.. I want that banana in my mouth.


Then went on sitting down, and Kah Ann proceeds to bite his banana.


Kah Ann: Mmmmmmm.. (Moan of pleasure) Yummy.. I love it..

Vincent: You want one more bite?

Kah Ann: One more bite?

Vincent: If you don't to it's okay, but if you want go ahead. (Smile)

Kah Ann: Put it in my mouth Vincent.. (Opens her mouth)

Vincent: Okay.. Don't take in so much.. (He placed his banana in Kah Ann's mouth)


Kah Ann went on biting his banana.. Vincent then continue to finish up his pisang goreng and they continued on talking as perusual..

Chapter 11: Confession?? Yes or No??

It was the day that she had wait a long time for. As she watches the clock ticking, she was excited that it was finally her birthday. Kah Ann was looking forward to break and lunch hours in school.

Note: Look at Kah Ann's first wish in her birthday wishlist below.

"I hope I get one!!" she thought. Instead, she was greeted by Min De the very first happy birthday wish wasnt to her pleasure. She mumble to herself "Min De is being nice to me. I wonder whether should I like him or not?" (Obviously this is a stupid question but play along). Finally the long awaited moment of truth. Break time.

She spy with her little eyes her hotness VK. Vk approaches her..

VK: hey
Kah Ann: hello
VK: Happy Birthday Kah Ann!
Kah Ann: *Blur* Thank You!! (Yess!!)
VK: Theres something I wanna tell you...
Kah Ann: Uhuh (OMG OMG!!! MY WISH IS COMING TRUE)
VK: I go toilet first
Kah Ann: Oh, okay.. T_T

5 minutes later

VK: Ah.
Kah Ann: So what were you gonna tell me??
VK: Ermm.. Ca..ca..ca.caann you..
Kah Ann: Yea??
VK: Yo..yo..you///
Kah Ann: Go on... (YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!)
VK: Tell me what happen in HBP...
Kah Ann: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... eh?? What??
VK: I don't have the money to buy the book so..
Kah Ann: Owh.. okay... (T_T T_T T_T)

And thus the day goes on.. and Kah Ann had made up her mind.. eventhough VK never confess, but she would choose him over Min De. And her adventure for hotness continues..

P.S Happy Birthday Kah Ann